Poo Haikus

Destroy and Rebuild / Porcelain Terrarium / Book of Genesis

Undercooked breakfast / Squat rack to water fountain / furiosa’s road

loading all for naught / dwarfing the competition / toilet titanfall

Abusing water / Hit harder than Rihanna / ass’s own Chris brown

A “Poo” Haiku, for You!!! —A Submission

Sit down and relax,

The moment will arrive soon,

Close the door behind.

As soon as I viewed your blog, I admediately told 5 of my friends. I love this. It's made my day.

imhopingthiswilllast

Glad to hear it. We were on hiatus for quite a long while, but will be updating more frequently now.

Oh my fucking god /

Quick, go grab a camera /

Post dump afterthoughts.

i have no shitting idea what your haiku(s) are about but this blog has made me super happy

nyotenguuu

Glad to hear it. Please share it if you like it. We have around 380+ of them. All haikus related to bowel movements. Everyone poops (as the famous books states) and everyone should love poetry. We brought them together.

Vomiting feces /

Sputtering just like Ryan /

Can not be contained.

Jewel Classic scores /

All demolished on the john /

Clutch under pressure.

New white shirt and pants /

Labor Day rule outdated /

Capris have brown streaks.

A searing blackout /

Excruciating bowels /

Toilet time travel.

Post fireworks dumping /

Only brown explosions here /

Public spectacle.

I want this out now! /

No accuracy needed /

Explosive shrapnel.

photojojo:

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