Poo Haikus
i have no shitting idea what your haiku(s) are about but this blog has made me super happy

Glad to hear it. Please share it if you like it. We have around 380+ of them. All haikus related to bowel movements. Everyone poops (as the famous books states) and everyone should love poetry. We brought them together.

Vomiting feces /

Sputtering just like Ryan /

Can not be contained.

Jewel Classic scores /

All demolished on the john  /

Clutch under pressure.

New white shirt and pants /

Labor Day rule outdated /

Capris have brown streaks.

A searing blackout /

Excruciating bowels /

Toilet time travel.

Post fireworks dumping /

Only brown explosions here /

Public spectacle.

I want this out now! /

No accuracy needed /

Explosive shrapnel.

photojojo:

Lincoln Harrison photographed star trails over the Australian outback! 

Star Trails in the Australian Night Sky

via firsttimeuser

Chi town dinner cruise  /

Rocking the boat aplenty /

Bathroom odyssey.

My chocolate eclair /

Sweet sugar shitting delight /

Bon Bon bombs away!

Turds can be confused /

A racoon’s with blackberries /

Mine with ball bearings.

Karma is a bitch/

Daley shit on Chicago/

His plaza wears it.

A Magic Hat trick /

Three elder berry beer dumps /

Won’t be a sweet night.

We apologize for our lack of recent posts… but we’ve been backed up for a bit… ran out of metamucil and kashi cereal

Feces being flung/

Friday excrement throw down/

NATO in Chi town.