Glad to hear it. Please share it if you like it. We have around 380+ of them. All haikus related to bowel movements. Everyone poops (as the famous books states) and everyone should love poetry. We brought them together.

Vomiting feces /

Sputtering just like Ryan /

Can not be contained.

Jewel Classic scores /

All demolished on the john  /

Clutch under pressure.

New white shirt and pants /

Labor Day rule outdated /

Capris have brown streaks.

A searing blackout /

Excruciating bowels /

Toilet time travel.

Post fireworks dumping /

Only brown explosions here /

Public spectacle.

I want this out now! /

No accuracy needed /

Explosive shrapnel.

photojojo:

Lincoln Harrison photographed star trails over the Australian outback! 

Star Trails in the Australian Night Sky

via firsttimeuser

Chi town dinner cruise  /

Rocking the boat aplenty /

Bathroom odyssey.

My chocolate eclair /

Sweet sugar shitting delight /

Bon Bon bombs away!

Turds can be confused /

A racoon’s with blackberries /

Mine with ball bearings.

Karma is a bitch/

Daley shit on Chicago/

His plaza wears it.

A Magic Hat trick /

Three elder berry beer dumps /

Won’t be a sweet night.

We apologize for our lack of recent posts… but we’ve been backed up for a bit… ran out of metamucil and kashi cereal

Feces being flung/

Friday excrement throw down/

NATO in Chi town.